Here’s the first problem: as the technology currently stands, AI bots occasionally get things wrong. We’ve all seen AI’s limitations when it comes to generating images based on text prompts: people typically (and creepily) possess six or more fingers and way too many teeth. For some reason, the AI isn’t…

Escape (the Passover Haggada song)

When they ask what you remember from your time upon the Earth you will say the hush of wind among the trees and the rushing sound of water. You will…

Note: Originally written March, 2014. Keep that in mind as you read. Nevertheless, the lessons still hold. There was once a time I used to be funny. Not anymore. Not now that I have two small children and a baby at home, anyway. But never mind that. A longer time…

Oy, am I thirsty. Sorry, I can’t help you. Oy, am I thirsty! I can’t help you. You’re in line to vote. Oy, am I thirsty!! Sorry, lady. But you’re literally holding a large bottle of water. It’s the law. But I’m pregnant! So I’d be breaking the law twice. No can do. But it’s just a fetus. It can’t…

THE ULTIMATE DRINKING GAME!

originally published 1/13/2015 First off, please don’t take this as a rant against Obamacare (or in this case, Romneycare). …

This is My Story. In 2018, I received a call from President Trump. He said, “I’m going to need some help with this Canada brain test they gotta give me because of the extreme radical left. I’m calling on you because you’re the best there is. …

For preventing the grandparents of America, from being a burden on their children or country in the time of Coronavirus, and for making them beneficial to the public. It is a frustrating sight to those, who quarantine or self-isolate in their home-quarters, when they see the streets, the stores, the…