Note: Originally written March, 2014. Keep that in mind as you read. Nevertheless, the lessons still hold. There was once a time I used to be funny. Not anymore. Not now that I have two small children and a baby at home, anyway. But never mind that. A longer time…

Oy, am I thirsty. Sorry, I can’t help you. Oy, am I thirsty! I can’t help you. You’re in line to vote. Oy, am I thirsty!! Sorry, lady. But you’re literally holding a large bottle of water. It’s the law. But I’m pregnant! So I’d be breaking the law twice. No can do. But it’s just a fetus. It can’t…

THE ULTIMATE DRINKING GAME!

This is My Story. In 2018, I received a call from President Trump. He said, “I’m going to need some help with this Canada brain test they gotta give me because of the extreme radical left. I’m calling on you because you’re the best there is. …

For preventing the grandparents of America, from being a burden on their children or country in the time of Coronavirus, and for making them beneficial to the public. It is a frustrating sight to those, who quarantine or self-isolate in their home-quarters, when they see the streets, the stores, the…

“By clicking register below, you are acknowledging that an inherent risk of exposure to COVID-19 exists in any public place where people are present while simultaneously holding in your mind the real truth of the matter which is that COVID-19 is a hoax perpetuated by the Democrat left intended to…