How Classic Yiddish Jokes Play in GA

Oy, am I thirsty.
Sorry, I can’t help you.
Oy, am I thirsty!
I can’t help you. You’re in line to vote.
Oy, am I thirsty!!
Sorry, lady.
But you’re literally holding a large bottle of water.
It’s the law.
But I’m pregnant!
So I’d be breaking the law twice. No can do.
But it’s just a fetus. It can’t vote. It doesn’t even have hands, yet!
Get a clue, lady. Hand development begins at week six. Voter fraud is real.
But I’ve been…

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