Make America Great Again! Rally — Tulsa, OK — CORRECTED WAIVER

“By clicking register below, you are acknowledging that an inherent risk of exposure to COVID-19 exists in any public place where people are present while simultaneously holding in your mind the real truth of the matter which is that COVID-19 is a hoax perpetuated by the Democrat left intended to sow chaos and ruin the President’s chances of reelection in November which we should ride like a cowboy since we are so close to a vaccine even though we have it totally under control and have pretty much shut it down and everything’s going to be great and it is dying out and will go away as it gets warmer and disappear like a miracle and is in any case way less dangerous than the regular flu and the cure is worse than the problem and we saved countless lives though nobody could have ever seen something like this coming and all we have to do to get to zero cases is stop testing.

By attending the Rally, you and any guests voluntarily assume all risks related to exposure to COVID-19, which of course are none at all since it is very mild and the actual death rate is much lower than reported based on a hunch and on a lot of conversations with a lot of people that do this, and agree not to hold Donald J. Trump for President, Inc.; BOK Center; ASM Global; or any of their affiliates, directors, officers, employees, agents, contractors, or volunteers liable for any illness or injury, though compensation for any legal fees accrued after punching a protestor in the face is still promised, though not guaranteed.”